Cimorelli’s Question of the Day: Available NFL Coaches

Has the NFL head coach “free agent pool” ever been this strong? 

Check out the accomplishment of some of the coaches that do not have NFL head coaching  jobs right now:

  • 4 guys that are clearly “looking for work” (as a head coach) have WON Super Bowls (Billick, Gruden, Martz, Shanahan)
  • 4 more guys that have WON Super Bowls are not actively looking for head coaching positions, but could probably be talked into–or paid enough to consider–taking one (Cowher, Holmgren, Reeves, Seifert)
  • 3 more guys that would clearly take a head coaching position have won conference titles (Callahan, Fassel, Ross)
  • 4 more guys that have won Super Bowls are probably still young and healthy enough to coach, but are choosing not to (Dungy, Gibbs, Johnson, Parcells)
  • And, 1 more guy is out there who not only won a Super Bowl, but an NCAA national championship also, who would be looking for work, if he didn’t SUCK as a coach (Switzer)
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Cimorelli’s Question of the Day: James Harden

Is James Harden the Best College Basketball Player that No One Has Ever Heard Of?

I say that unless no one has ever heard of Blake Griffin, yes, Harden is the best.  I just got DVR, so I have been able to watch a lot of college hoops (also, trying to forget about the upcoming Super Bowl), and James Harden, the Arizona State sophomore that very few people have ever heard of, has been THE reason that I have watched a couple Sun Devil games this year.  In the win over UCLA in Pauley Pavilion last Saturday, he absolutely looked like an NBA player in a college game.  If you get a chance to watch an ASU game (maybe Boot can lend you a ticket or two, if you’re in the area), do it.  Trust me, that one guy is worth the price of admission/space on your TiVo.

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The March Continues

giantWell, let’s remind ourselves to enjoy this. It had already been the best sports year for Philly fans in a generation, and now we have the events of the last few weeks.  Not only do the Eagles find themselves in the NFC Championship Game, but the script couldn’t have been written any better.  They embarrass the Cowboys in a winner-take-all (ok, winner-take-#6-seed) showdown in the final game of the regular season.  In the Divisional Round, they go to the Meadowlands and beat up on the Giants, and now they get a very beatable Cardinal team, with a ticket to the Super Bowl on the line.  It’s been perfect, thus far.

Before I get to my keys for the NFC Championship game, let’s take a quick look back at some thoughts on last week’s win:

-I loved that the Eagles came out running the ball, even with the wind at their backs.  Have to keep defenses honest.

-The vaunted Giants pass rush did not sack McNabb once in their 3 meetings this year.  That’s the first time ever (since the sack became a stat) that a team didn’t register any sacks against a team they played 3 times in a season.  The injury to Justin Tuck certainly helped.

-How about the Eagles running a successful two-minute drill at the end of the 1st half?  With 1:24 on the clock and 1 timeout, they took the ball from their own 25, all the way to the Giants 7-yard line for a chip shot field goal as time expired.  That was very encouraging, and something that could really come in handy this week.

-Here’s hoping that Plaxico Burress parts ways with the Giants.  It’s amazing how much impact a great wide receiver can have on an entire offense.  The Eagles know that all too well from what T.O. did for them four years ago.  When teams have to focus so much on one receiver, it opens things up for EVERY other skill player on the field.

-I think I enjoyed looking at Eli in the final minutes of the game a little too much. It’s not right to take so much pleasure in other people’s pain, is it?  Oh well, that was great.

And with that, onto my Keys for the Game against Arizona on Sunday:fitzgerald

-Contain Larry Fitzgerald:  This may seem like the ultimate no-brainer when going against the Cardinals (especially with Anquan Boldin hobbled, if he even plays), but the Panthers weren’t able to do it at all last week.  As I mentioned above, a great wide receiver can make all the difference in the world for an offense.  I’ve read and heard numerous NFL experts out there that are ready to give Fitzgerald the mantle of “Best Receiver on the Planet”.  He may not have elite speed, but he is elite in every other aspect that a receiver can be.  He’s the best I’ve ever seen (topping Randy Moss) at coming down with jump balls.  The guy is a force of nature, and the Eagles will need to keep him marked with two defensive backs at ALL times.

-Put Kurt Warner on the ground:  Jim Johnson will have his boys gunning for the Cardinal quarterback, and they need to get to him and put hits on him.  This will go a long way towards keeping Fitzgerald in check and could also lead to turnovers, as Warner is famously prone to fumbles.

-Don’t turn the ball over:  I think the Eagles are the better team in this matchup.  Their defense has been dominant and the main thing the offense needs to do in this game is take care of the ball.  The Cardinals forced 6 turnovers last week, but this isn’t a fearsome defense.  If McNabb, Westbrook, and company just play a solid game, they should be able to put enough points on the board to take the W.  The Eagle defense looks ready and able to carry the team to the conference title, the offense just needs to keep the defense out of short-field situations. 

I’m not discounting the Cardinals, or saying that the Eagles are suddenly unbeatable, but I just think the match-ups really favor the Eagles in this one.  The Cardinals are a pass-heavy team with an immobile quarterback, which is just the type of offense that Jim Johnson defenses tend to dominate.  I’m not expecting a blowout like on Thanksgiving night, especially with the game being in Arizona, but I’ll take the Eagles by a score similar to their first two playoff wins this year, let’s call it 24-13.

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Cimorelli’s Question of the Day

Does it seem a bit surreal that the Eagles are playing in the NFC Championship game on Sunday?

To me, it does.  Maybe because they were 5-5-1 after tying the Bengals.  Maybe because, just over a month ago, we had all resigned ourselves the Kevin Kolb Era beginning in Philadelphia.  Maybe because they need multiple miracles in Week 17 just to get into the playoffs.  Maybe because the Vikings win was somewhat expected, and the Giants win seemed more about what the Giants couldn’t do then it was about what the Eagles could do (which is a total mirage because this defense is playing as well as anyone right now–more on that in a later post).  Maybe because they play the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday, so it does not have the feel of an NFC Championship game.  I don’t know why, but it just doesn’t seem real.  And, trust me, I’m not complaining. 

The 3 straight losses in NFC Championship games were devastating.  There are six sports defeats in my lifetime that really rocked me to the core of my existence.  And, two of them were in consecutive years–the losses to Tampa Bay and Carolina.  Those games were done-deals.  Those games were just stepping stones to the Super Bowl.  And, those games were both lost in devastating fashion.

I was out of the country for 2004.  The only game I saw all year in English was the Championship game against the Falcons.  I followed the season online, got to a computer to watch the gamecast of the Vikings divisional round game, saw the Falcons game on Armed Forces network, and had to watch the Super Bowl in a rural African hotel that just happened to get the Super Bowl on French TV.  I was not as invested in that Super Bowl as most of you reading this right now, so it did not hurt me like some of the others.

This game coming up against the Cardinals is like nothing I’ve ever experienced in my sports fandom.  It is a game that, because of the circumstances and the happenings of the season, I never, EVER expected.  And, if it were any other year, it would be nice just to get here.  But, this year gives us the Arizona Cardinals.  So, with my feeling of the proverbial “playing with house money” is a strange combination of “there’s no way we lose this, right?”  I have never had a “no way we lose this, right?” at the same time as “how did we ever get here?”

It is just all so surreal, and honestly, it kind of scares me because a loss will not be the same devastation as those awful, awful days against Tampa and Carolina, but it will be a totally different devastation–one for which I may or may not be prepared.  Let’s hope it’s a moot point.

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The Best Weekend in Football

Other than a couple weekend in March, the weekend of the NFL divisional playoffs is by far my favorite sports weekend of the year.  The Wild Card round is also fantastic, but there is nothing like having four teams who won last week facing four other teams that earned a week off last week.  The rivalries usually come through (this year is certainly no exception) and there is usually at least one interesting David vs. Goliath matchups.  The Super Bowl is in view, but still far enough away, so that there is real intrigue thinking about the possibilities.  And, best of all, we get back-to-back days of seven straight hours of pure American Football.  So, let me see if I can give quick breakdowns of the four fantastic games this weekend.

Saturday, 4:30:  Baltimore Ravens at Tennessee Titans
I live in Baltimore, and this city is ridiculous when it comes to the Ravens.  I have found that the fans here are blindly supportive of their purple and black–VERY supportive and VERY blind.  I am going to stop now because this could be its own weblog.  Anyway, back to the game.  The Ravens are a team that I really would not want to play at any point right now.  I think the Titans got a really bad draw with Baltimore coming to town.  The Ravens defense is as good as it has been since the Super Bowl team, and their offense is capable of sustaining drives and giving that defense just the little bit of rest it needs.  I think they will be able to stop the Titans and make enough big plays (be it offense or defense) to score the points to win the game.  The team believes in Harbaugh, and more importantly, the team believes in Flacco.  Plus, look at the Ravens five losses this year–2 close, controversial losses to Pittsburgh, a very close loss to Tennessee, and losses at the Giants and at Indy.  No disrespect to the Titans, who have had a fantastic season, but I think that the Ravens will win this game, somewhat easily.
FINAL SCORE:  Baltimore 23 – Tennessee 13

Saturday, 8:30:  Arizona Cardinals at Carolina Panthers
I probably give the Cardinals more of a chance in this game than most people.  A lot of talk has been circulating about how bad the Cardinals were when they came to the east coast.  Now, yes, they 0-5 in the eastern time zone this year.  And, yes, two of those games were debacles in front of national audiences in the final five weeks of the season, but let us look closer at the five games they lost on the east coast this year.  Four of the five losses were in games played at 1:00, Eastern (10am, Pacific time), and the other one was on four days’ rest against a desperate Eagles team on Thanksgiving night.  Two of the games (at Washington in Week 3 when they were playing very well and at Carolina in Week8) were close games against very good teams decided in the fourth quarter.  And, the two worst performances were Week 4 (the game after Washington) against the Jets, after they had decided to stay all week on the East Coast and the Week 16 disaster against the Patriots in the snow.  Of the five teams that they played on the east coast, none has losing records, two of the five are still playing this weekend, and another one was 11-5 in the regular season.  All that being said, I think the Cardinals have a good chance to pull the big upset today.  The weather will be decent in Carolina, and the game is at 5:30 Pacific time.  Because of all of this, I would have picked the Cardinals to win this game and break up the Panthers undefeated home season…….except Anquan Boldin may not play at all and certainly will not be at 100%.  Because of this, I think that the Panthers will get enough offense from their backs and their superhuman wide receiver, Steve Smith, to pull it out in the end.
FINAL SCORE:  Carolina 27 – Arizona 24

Sunday, 1:00:  Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants
New life.  It is amazing that the Eagles are still playing.  It is amazing that they have a legitimate chance to end the Giants title defense.  It is amazing that a group of players that looked on the downside of their careers just before Thanksgiving (Andy Reid, Donovan McNabb, Brian Dawkins, John Runyan, Tra Thomas, etc.) are playing some of their best football just after New Year’s.  This game is going to be a true NFC East WAR, especially when the Giants have the ball.  They will try and pound the ball down the throats of the Eagles, and the Eagles’ defense will try and push right back.  The one wildcard in this game is the health of Brandon Jacobs.  He tore up the Eagles in their first meeting and through the first quarter and a half of the second meeting, but then left with injury.  If he is able to control the game, the Giants should be able to make enough plays.  However, the Eagles defense is playing as well (if not better) than it has in the Jim Johnson Era (I wanted to write a blog on this, but didn’t want to jinx it).  Stewart Bradley, in only his second season, is playing well enough to evoke the names of Jeremiah Trotter and Byron Evans.  Quentin Mikell has emerged as one of the most underrated strong safeties in the league.  The combination of Bunkley and Patterson at D-tackle have been stout.  Darren Howard is finally living up to the contract he signed, and Trent is a flat-out stud at defensive end.  The cornerbacks are, obviously, phenomenal.  And, the best sign of all is the inspired resurgence of a future Hall of Fame free safety, Brian Dawkins.  B-Dawk, my favorite all-time Eagle, is playing a level we have not seen in 4-5 years.  On the other side, the Giants have question marks.  Is Jacobs healthy?  Can Eli really move the ball without Plaxico (who used to absolutely KILL the Eagles)?  Is Justin Tuck and the rest of the D-line even close to healthy (they have gotten very little pressure recently, and their depth is being called into question)?  Yes, the Eagles have been inconsistent, but I think they (as it stands now) are the better football team.  If the Giants had a healthy Tuck, Jacobs, and Burress, I would pick them to win this game by at least a touchdown, but they are not healthy.  Plax isn’t playing, and the Eagles have the exact je ne sais quoi that the Giants had last year.
FINAL SCORE:  Philadelphia 20 – New York 17

Sunday, 4:00:  San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers
New Life.  The Chargers are dangerous, just like the Eagles, because they are playing with the preverbial “house money.”  And, if this game were being played anywhere but Pittsburgh, I would give the Chargers a decent shot to pull off the upset.  However, I think that at home (with great fans), the Steelers team is just too good, especially without a healthy Tomlinson on the other side.  As good as Sproles looked last week against the Colts, it was, after all, not the Steelers.  Sproles relies on his incredible speed and acceleration to break big plays, but there are two things working against him in this game.  One is the Steelers’ defense–the fastest defense I have ever seen.  The other is the field, which has terrible traction and is very difficult to make cuts and explode.  The Steelers should wrap up Sproles, and I am pretty confident that Michael Bennett (cut by Seattle earlier this year) will not win this game for them.  Rivers has been, arguably, one of the best two or three QBs in the league this year, and will probably play well, but cannot carry this team over this defense.  I think the Steelers defense will put on a show on Sunday, and move on to the AFC Championship Game.
FINAL SCORE:  Pittsburgh 27 – San Diego 10

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Cimorelli’s Question of the Day

Is it too simple to say that the winning team on Sunday will be the team who has the healthier running back (Jacobs or Westbrook)?

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Keys for the Birds

mcnabb vikesSo the Eagles are on to the Divisional Round to face the hated Giants in what should be a frigid Giants Stadium on Sunday.  The game against the Vikings last week was one of the most predictable games imaginable.  If you asked before the game what I expected to happen, I’d have probably said,  “Both defenses will play solidly, Peterson and Westbrook will both break a long touchdown, Tarvaris Jackson will throw a killer pick, and the Eagles will win by about 10 points because they’re slightly better on defense and much better at QB.” 

Also predictable was the way Andy and Brad Childress attempted to manage the clock at the end of the first half.  It was like watching two blind guys match up in a chess match.

Anyway, here are my BSB Keys to the Game for the Birds on Sunday:

1. Keep the Giants running game in check:  I know, I know, Eli won a Super Bowl last year.  I noticed.  But when I think of what scares me about playing the Giants this week, the thought of Eli going deep to Domenick Hixon isn’t really jacobsone of the first things that comes to mind.  Now more than ever (thanks Plax!), their offense is driven by the ground game.  The scary thoughts I have involve Brandon Jacobs taking 6 yards at a time up the middle, and Derrick Ward coming off-tackle for 15. 

Luckily, this Eagles defensive unit is one of the best Jim Johnson has had at stopping the run.  Bunkley and Patterson are clogging the middle, the linebackers’ strength has been run-stopping and, of course, there’s always Mr. Dawkins coming up to the line and flinging his body haphazardly at opposing backs.  Johnson will need to temper his blitzing tendencies a bit, and Stewart Bradley and Chris Gocong will need to have big days.

2. Contain the Giants pass rush:  Of course, the other strength of the Giants is attacking the quarterback, and the Eagles struggled in protecting McNabb last week.  Along with Jacobs and Ward, the third player popping up in my visions is Justin Tuck (luckily, both Jacobs and Tuck are hurting, but should be ok for the game).  Tuck’s a monster, and Steve Spagnuolo will be sending his boys after Donovan in this game.  With Shawn Andrews out and Jon Runyan banged up, the Eagles O-Line is not looking too great, and the unit will definitely be a key to the game.

3. Don’t fall behind early:  This will be important for two reasons.  It will prevent the crowd from getting too much into the game and, more importantly, it will prevent Andy Reid and Marty Mornhinweg from giving up on the run.  If the Eagles are willing and able to continue handing the ball off to Westbrook and Buckhalter, the Giant defense will not be able to attack as much as they would like, and that will go a long way toward attaining Key #2.  In their win at Giants Stadium last month, the Eagles were able to keep a slim lead throughout and put it away in the 4th quarter.  They’ll most likely need to repeat that scenario this week.

An Idea for Playoff Seeding

Due to the lopsided divisions in both conferences this season and a team like the 11-5 Patriots missing the playoffs, there has been a lot of talk about changing the playoff format.  Some people have called for seeding based solely on record, while others have said that a team should have to have a winning record to get a playoff berth.  Someone else has probably thought of the idea I’ve come up with, but I’ll throw it out there anyway. 

In my plan, the criteria for making the playoffs stays exactly the same.  I think the rivalries that arise from the division format are great, and that each division champ has to get a berth, no matter how bad their record may be.  However, I would make a change to the seeding process.  I would seed each team according to record, with a couple exceptions.  First, a team must win their division to get a first-round bye.  In other words, if the two best records in the conference are in the same division, the second-place team would get the #3 seed.  Also, the first tie-breaker would be whether or not a team won their division, with the next tie-breakers following as currently used.

Under this format, the seedings this season would look like this:

AFC: 1. Tennessee, 2. Pittsburgh, 3. Indianapolis, 4. Miami, 5. Baltimore, 6. San Diego

NFC: 1. New York, 2. Carolina, 3. Atlanta, 4. Minnesota, 5. Philadelphia, 6. Arizona

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Ready for a Let-Down, But That’s OK

westbrookLike many Eagles fans out there, I divested myself emotionally from this year’s team after the blowout loss in Baltimore on November 23rd.  That doesn’t mean I stopped watching the games or following the team, but there wasn’t anything they could do that would hurt me at that point.  If they had lost to Arizona on Thanksgiving night, or to the Giants a week later, I would have probably shook my head, shrugged, and forgot about it a few minutes later. 

But, of course, they didn’t lose those games, and they started bringing me back.  As evidence, there was the post I wrote on December 11th, assessing the chances they had of making a miracle recovery and sneaking into the playoffs.  At that point, though, I stayed cautiously optimistic, keeping my guard up.  The loss at Washington in Week 16 wasn’t too brutal, I was ready for it.

Then came the somewhat miraculous wins by Oakland and Houston this past Sunday, and by the time the game with the Cowboys got underway, I was completely back on-board.  From that moment on, there was very little chance that this Eagles season wasn’t going to end in heartbreak for me, like so many before it.  It could’ve come last week, it could come in Minnesota tomorrow, or at the Meadowlands next weekend.  Who knows, maybe it could come in the NFC Championship?  Or the Super Bowl???

Now, expecting a heartbreak (and I am, I really am) may seem like something born from pessimism.  In fact, it’s just the opposite.  We here at BSB like to point out that we are “believers”.  We tend to see the potential in our teams, and I certainly can see a way that this Eagle team can end up in Tampa, playing for a title.  (Wouldn’t there be some beautiful synergy between the Phillies defeating a team from Tampa to win it all, then the Eagles getting it done, just over 3 months later, in that same city?)

All that optimism aside, as Bry detailed the other day, for all but one team, the season ends in disappointment, if not outright devastation.  It’s highly unlikely that the heartbreak of this year’s Eagles team will match those of the ’02 and ’03 NFC Championship losses to Tampa Bay and Carolina, or the Super Bowl loss to New England. 

But the thing about it is, even if they do, I’m ok with that.  It’s a tough thing to take at the time, but the gut-punch losses are what make us fans and attach us to these teams.  As I’ve always suspected, and was confirmed on a cold night in late October, all those brutal defeats are worth it in the end.  So I’ll keep my fingers crossed, hoping for the season to end in Tampa, but if it ends badly, it will still have been worth it, it will still have been fun, and I’m keeping that Phillies Championship DVD queued up and ready to go.         

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Some Heartaches are Heavier Than Others

In the zero-sum game that is the NFL playoff system, there are 12 winners and 20 losers–no exceptions.  And, if you ask the people from New England or San Diego, they will probably both tell you that it is not always the best 12 teams that “win” or the worst 20 teams that “lose.”  But, whatever it is, it is clear that 12 sets of fans have hope that this “new life” that their teams have found will leave the past 17 weeks’ worth of disappointments and frustrations (more for some teams than others) behind them and it will all come together as chapters in a book with a glorious ending. 

The other 20 fan bases and forced to sit and look back at 17 weeks of “what could have been” and sulk through a postseason without their team and a long offseason thinking about what is going to be different next year.  And, is it me or does it seem like there is more universal heartache for fans around the league this season than in most seasons?  It has been ridiculous.  So, it led me to thinking about just how difficult it is going to be for some NFL fans around the country to watch the playoffs without their teams, so I tried to rank the 20 teams that missed the playoffs on just how hard this season must have been to swallow for their fans.  So, here is my order of how hard the NFL team’s kick to its fans groin was this year, from most gentle to most devastating.  It’s basically a list, in order, of the fans with whom I would least like to trade places:

#20. Houston Texans
Yes, the Texans fans had high hopes that this would be the year that their team would make the playoffs.  And, yes, they finished with the exact same record as last year, but I think given the slow start, the tough division, and recurring injuries, the Texans resurgence at the end of the year may ease a lot of the pain for its fans.  Then again, this exact paragraph could have been written about the 2007 Houston Texans…

#19. San Francisco 49ers
Like the Texans, this team’s fans were spared some heartache by the team’s heart and success down the stretch.  In fact, if you only saw the last 5 weeks of the season, you would be shocked to find out that the 49ers were not the absolute class of the NFC West.  Plus, it seems they found a coach…now all they need is a quarterback.

#18. New Orleans Saints
Some people call the NFC South the best division in football, so the heartache of last place is not as severe for fans of the Saints.  And, if you’re a fan and you’re team is offering you up heartache after heartache, you get really good at finding silver linings and strong, relieving rationalizations.  The silver lining is named Drew Brees, who had one of the best seasons at quarterback ever (and led an entertaining offense week in and week out), and the rationalization is that the Saints were murdered by the schedule-makers–they went 5 weeks without a home game and were still a couple plays away from 9 wins.

#17. Seattle Seahawks
Though this team had pretty high expectations and fell WAY short of them, there are still some rationalizations that can be made–like injuries–to justify why this team can rise again to the top of a very bad division.  Yes, it’s probably disappointing to see Holmgren go out like that, but it’s time.

[And, we are officially out of teams with relatively decent futures and relatively tolerable seasons.  Yes, there were only 4 of them–and Seattle is a stretch on the “tolerability” of their season.  So, there are 16 NFL teams whose seasons were extremely painful in either an acute, punch-in-the-stomach kind of way or in a woeful-sign-of-chronic-heartache-to-come-for-a-miserable-team kind of way.]

#16. Oakland Raiders
If I told you that there were 15 fan bases that were kicked in the groin harder than the Raiders fans were this year, you would call me nuts…until I listed off the next 15 teams.  The Raiders actually finished relatively strongly this year, including wins in their last two games against Houston and Tampa Bay.  No, I do not think this is a sign of things to come.  I think the Raiders are terrible and will remain terrible, I just do not think that their fans have as much to complain about as 15 other teams’ fans.

#15. Kansas City Chiefs
Another really bad team, but not surprisingly and, therefore, not that heart-wrenching.  Everyone knew the Chiefs would be bad.  The problem with this team–and the reason that they are after the Raiders–if because they lost so many games in such dramatic fashion.  Just look at the two games against AFC West champion San Diego, where they had a 2-point conversion fall short that would have won it in the first game and then the Chargers needed a touchdown-onside kick-touchdown flurry to win the second.  This might be one of the best 2-14 teams ever…yes, I just said that.

#14. Cincinnati Bengals
And the hits just keep coming.  This is another team where if I just told you where they were in this ranking, you would call me crazy…until you heard the other 13 teams and compared their seasons to the Bengals.  Has one tackle every really changed a franchise as much as the hit that Kimo von Oelhoffen put on Carson Palmer in the 2006 playoff game?  How excited were you, as a Cincinnati Bengal fan, back then when your team won the AFC North, with an 11-5 record and the whole core of the team was young and full of potential?  Since that tackle, they have not had a winning season, let alone a return to the playoffs, culminating in this year’s 4-11-1 season. 

#13. St. Louis Rams
It feels like the Rams played 2-14 seasons with an 8-8 in the middle of it.  They were the NFL’s worst team, then they actually looked semi-decent (with wins over Dallas and Washington–we’ll get to that), and then they returned to awfulness.  And, the worst part about it for the fans is that there is still some talent on this team.  Not pretty to be a Rams fan this year.

#12. Cleveland Browns
At least the Browns have a semi-decent quarterback (Brady Quinn) and some skilled players.  And, at least there is a glimmer of hope with the firing of Romeo Crenel.  Plus, they lost three quarterbacks to injury this year–THREE.  So, it’s not all bad in Cleveland.  Then again, this team was 10-6 last year, and they may never have been as far from being a playoff team as they are right now.  In fact, other than the Detroit Lions, I don’t think there is a team in the NFL that would surprise me more to make next year’s playoffs than the Browns.  They did not score an offensive touchdown in their last SIX games (an NFL record), including shutouts in the last 2.  Coming off a 10-6 season, that is depressing.

#11 Washington Redskins
Coming off a playoff year, with an up-and-coming quarterback and a star running  back in his prime, this team was still concerned in the beginning of the year because of its brand-new head coach and the turmoil that went along with that search.  So, if you told Redskins fans at the beginning of the year that the team would finish 8-8, including a win over a playoff Eagles team in Week 16, they’d probably be okay with it.  But, then you’d have to tell them the context of the season.  A blistering start, talks of a league MVP race between two Redskins (Portis and Campbell), and the dubbing of Jim Zorn as a “genius” and a “prodigy” made ‘Skins fans believe.  And, you know what happens when fans start to believe in flawed teams?  Heartache…

#10. Jacksonville Jaguars
Thanks to the collapse of the Denver Broncos, the Jaguars have officially stolen the title of “most disappointing season” from the Chargers (even though, in reality, the Chargers lackluster 8-8 is VERY disappointing, they have been repreived because they are in the playoffs).  The only reason the Jaguars are all the way down at #10 is because the season itself lacked any semblence of promise from about Week 3 on.  The season, as a whole, is heart-wrenching for fans of a team that watched last year, as David Garrard came to life (just in time for an ill-advised contract extension) and the defense physically dominated opponents.  But, in the grand scheme of things, these fans have had plenty of time to deal with the disappointment, which I believe is a bit easier to handle–the slow burn is not nearly as bad as the suddenness of some of the stomach punches that NFL fans around the country have experienced this year.

#9 Buffalo Bills
The Dolphins are coming off a 1-15 season.  The Patriots lost Tom Brady and missed the playoffs.  The Jets never got it together with Favre and missed the playoffs.  The Bills started 5-1, with three of the wins coming against teams that made the playoffs last year (Seattle at home, at Jacksonville, at San Diego).  All four of those statements are completely true, yet somehow the Bills are not in the playoffs.  To make matters worse for these long-suffering fans, the games they lost in their 2-8 finish were heart-wrenching losses in themselves.  They blew a double-digit second half lead against Miami in Week 8; they lost on a 47-yard field goal that went wide right (sound familiar?) in Week 11; and, they fumbled away a sure win against the Jets in Week 15.  And, just as if this collapse isn’t enough to devastate a fan base–they play in a division with intense rivalries and hatred, and they went 0-6 against division foes.

#8. Green Bay Packers
It’s interesting that if the Jets had won one more game and made the playoffs, but the Packers did nothing different, Green Bay may have been #1 on this list, simpy because their 6-10 team would have to watch good ole Brett sling it around in the playoffs.  But, the saving grace for the fans of a team that lost 7 more games this year than last is that they made the absolute right choice at quarterback.  It’s a small consolation for a playoff favorite that lost 10 games this year, but it is a consolation.

#7. Chicago Bears
Not only did the Bears miss the playoffs by a half-game, but their fans can look back on a season of near misses that could depress them more than the Chicago winter.  Everyone will remember the loss in Week 17 against the Texans that would have put the Bears in the playoffs.  But, if they had won one more game earlier in the season, they would not have needed that win.  And, it is heartbreaking to look back at some of the earlier games this season.  Week 2: Carolina scores the game-winning TD with less than 4 minutes left in the game, Bears lose 20-17.  Week 3: In Chicago, Tampa Bay makes up a 10-point deficit with less than 6 to go, including a game-tying touchdown on the last play of regulation, and then wins in OT, 27-24.  Week 6: Jason Elam kicks a 48-yard field goal as time expires to lift the Falcons over the Bears, 22-20

#6. New England Patriots
All things considered, it’s hard to complain if you’re a Patriots fan, especially after your team loses its franchise quarterback, puts in a guy who hadn’t started a game since high school, and they finish 11-5.  But, just the sheer fact that they went 11-5 and have to watch the 8-8 Chargers host a playoff game has got to be incredibly frustrating for New Englanders.  But, like I said, I have no sympathy.

#5. Detroit Lions
If they had gone 1-15, they probably would have been around #15 or #16 on this list, but they didn’t.  They went 0-16.  There is no future and certainly no present.  This team is really bad and, unless massive changes are made, will remain so for a long time.  What does it say, though, that I believe that there are four sets of fans around the league that would rather have invested their time and emotion in the 0-16 Detroit Lions this year than their own teams?  FOUR!!!

#4. Dallas Cowboys
The poster children this year for the fact that underachieving hurts a team’s fans more than straight-up losing.  So, putting them ahead of Detroit was easy.  In fact, when I first considered doing this, they were the first team that came to mind.  They have some excuses for the 9-7 season (injuries, distractions, etc.), but it doesn’t make it any easier.  Plus, you throw in the way the lost down the stretch–the fourth-quarter meltdown in Pittsburgh, losing the last game in Texas Stadium, and the shellacking that the Eagles put on them, with the playoffs on the line–and you’ve got disappointment galore.  And, we haven’t even mentioned the question marks surrounding this core going into the offseason–can Romo win a big game (one that I think is overdone, but does have legs)?  Will TO sabotage yet another team/QB?  Is Wade Phillips really the answer at head coach?  What happened to the “genius” of Jason Garrett?  Was Roy Williams worth the draft picks?  Can this team possibly function with all the malcontents and disruptive forces?  Sounds frustrating…

#3 New York Jets
Hahaha.  I don’t hate the Jets.  I actually respect Jet fans (mostly just because they live in New York and choose not to root for the Giants).  But, I do hate Brett Favre.  And, I do find this season absolutely hysterical.  And, hysterical in a way that cannot be good for the fans.  They start out so hot.  There is all this talk about a “Subway Super Bowl,” (which is ridiculous because both teams play in Jersey).  And, then 20 interceptions later and this team has absolutely punished its already defeated fans yet again.  And, to make matters worse, now they have to sit through an entire offseason of Favre Indecision 2009.

#2. Denver Broncos
The biggest 3-game collapse in the history of the NFL.  No team has had a 3-game lead with three and not won the division.  After Week 13, the Chargers were in second place at 4-8.  How could the Broncos not win this division?  I’ll tell you how–they lost three straight potential clinchers, including a home game against the Buffalo Bills.  And, the Chargers won four straight–including a Week 15 miracle against the Chiefs, where they trailed by 13 late in the fourth, before scoring a TD, recovering the onside kick, and scoring another touchdown to win.  Then, the next week, the Chargers flew 3,000 miles into Tampa Bay, against a Bucs team that needed the win and took that game too.  Finally, San Diego put the final nail in the coffin of the Broncos (and their seemingly invincible coach–and Delta Sigma Phi brother–Mike Shanahan) themselves, with a 52-21 win in a winner-take-all game in Week 17.  The only reason that this is not the most frustrating team to its fans this season is because, well, they are not really very good, so how upset can the fans be?  Right?

And, the grand punch in the gut prize goes to the fans of…

#1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
When the Bucs beat the New Orleans Saints one month ago yesterday, they were 9-3, in first place in the NFC South, and the talk was all about how unfair it is going to be if the Bucs make the Super Bowl and get to play in their home stadium.  Their three losses were all on the road and all against teams that were expected to be among the leagues best (New Orleans, Dallas, and Denver).  Their defense was being compared to the defense that won them the Super Bowl in 2002, and their offense had scored 110 points (27.5 average) in the last four games.  The only question was whether or not they could hang on to a first-round bye.  The fans were happy.  Then the Bucs lost back-to-back road games against Carolina and Atlanta (in overtime), but still found themselves in good position, especially with the tiebreaker scenarios, and in GREAT position with the schedule.  Going into Week 16, there had been eighteen games where a west coast team traveled to the eastern time zone.  Only one of these teams had won.  And, the Bucs finished with home games (in the eastern time zone) against the San Diego Chargers and the Oakland Raiders.  Two wins would clinch at least a wild card spot, if not the division title.  Well, it looked good against San Diego, as they had a 24-20 lead going into the 4th quarter.  But, they gave up three unanswered touchdowns and lost 41-24.  Still, though, it looked like they were catching all the breaks, as the Eagles lost to the Redskins (and eventually beat the Cowboys), meaning that, again, all Tampa had to do was beat a West Coast team, at home, and they would have been in the playoffs.  And, this was a very bad West Coast team–the Oakland Raiders.  The Bucs were two touchdown underdogs and were, again, leading late.  They had a 24-14 lead late in the third quarter.  Then, in the fourth, they were up 24-21, with ball on the Oakland 33 yard line.  Their drive stalled and they turned it over on downs.  The very next play, Michael Bush ran for a 67-yard touchdown to put the Raiders ahead.  The very next play after that, Garcia threw an interception and the rest is history.  The Bucs lost four in a row to close the season, including two at home, in games that they had no business losing (one to Coach Gruden’s old team, the Raiders).  And, if that isn’t bad enough, their best running back, Cadillac Williams tore up his knee in the fourth quarter of the Raiders game, and their legendary defensive coordinator, Monte Kiffin, is leaving the team to join his son’s coaching staff at the University of Tennessee.  The only silver lining in this whole story is that it happened to Tampa Bay and I hate them so much because of the 2002 NFC Championship Game.  But, either way, I’m sure that all 17 Buc fans are completely miserable.

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Quick Hits from Baseball News

Dodgers call Adam Dunn:  The interpretation by some appears to be that the Dodgers aren’t going to just wait around for Manny, and they’re considering Dunn as an alternative.  I think that’s non-sense.  The Dodgers are not dumb enough to consider Adam Dunn as an alternative to Manny Ramirez.  This is just a ploy to get the attention of Manny and Scott Boras, and I still fully expect Manny to be back in Dodger blue next year.

Red Sox sign Brad Penny:  This is the kind of move that shows why the Red Sox have been so successful this decade, and why they’re probably the best run team in baseball right now.  Sure, they have the money to take a $5 million gamble on a pitcher with arm problems, and a player in Penny’s position is more likely to want to go to a winning team, but the Sox just picked up a guy who only two seasons ago had a Cy Young-caliber season, going 16-4 with a 3.03 ERA for the Dodgers.  If AJ Burnett is worth $82 million, than I think $5 million for one year of Penny qualifies as a bargain.

-In a related story, the Sox signing of Penny would seem to make it less likely that they end up with Derek Lowe.  It seems like Lowe may be destined for Queens, but it looks like it’s still up in the air.

Nationals sign Daniel Cabrera:  I like this signing.  Another low-risk deal (1 year, $2.6 million) for a 27-year-old that has great stuff, and could end up being a good major league starter if he can figure out how to throw strikes.  I’ll say this: the Nationals are much better off making signings like this, rather than handing $180 million to Mark Teixeira. 

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